On the 6th day He rested. On the 7th day, God created flatulence, and He said it was good. Henceforth it was to be known as Odiferous. Yes, the first fart of God was Odiferous. Who later came to god-hood through the Greeks. Odiferous, God of Flatulence. Odiferous went on to create a legion in his likeness, who later possessed the population of the planet and multiplied. These farts came to worship Odiferous as their lord, and on his command created some of the most mysterious wonders known to Man.
