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Do's & Don'ts of Freeflying Flatulence

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• DO - Try to aim your buddy free and clear at all times
• DON'T - Fart on a paper airplane and send it out the window - they are not homing pigeons!
• DON'T - Waft. They'll introduce themselves in their own way.
• DON'T - Have fruit salad after beans. This may confuse the fart, causing it to become gay, thus not wanting to leave your anus.