<BGSOUND src="file.wav"> DO - Try to aim your buddy free and clear at all times DON'T - Fart on a paper airplane and send it out the window - they are not homing pigeons! DON'T - Waft. They'll introduce themselves in their own way. DON'T - Have fruit salad after beans. This may confuse the fart, causing it to become gay, thus not wanting to leave your anus.
